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Happy Birthday

(Source: joannejoeyjojo)

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

nerdgasmz:

magistelle:

squeakchic:

dadadadadani:

the-doomed-mage-reborn:

thatartyholmesian:

tuesunefraise:

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SO GLAD THIS IS BACK

Like a sir.

I have been classy for the past half hour and am enjoying myself quite immensely

THIS IS YES

CLASSY PARTY

YES. YES.

I FEEL SO…

DAPPER

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

pokin-smot:

GUY WITH NO HANDS ROLLS BLUNT

there are no more excuses for not being able to roll up a blunt.  if this guy can, then so can you.

rubee:

come join adrien brody on his stroll through town

colorfulmindz:

IT’S THE ONLY WAY!!! HAHAHAHA!